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Now, sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’—it’s art, mate. Little-known fact: back in Thailand, centuries ago, monks used it to heal warriors. Not kiddin’! No happy endings then, just fixin’ broken blokes. Made me happy knowin’ that—history’s got depth, not just sleaze. But modern stuff? Pisses me off sometimes. Overpriced parlors with neon signs—£200 for a “special”? Sod off, Q could rig me a better vibe with a gadget. Shaken, not stirred, I like it legit—none of that dodgy nonsense.

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Then, outta nowhere, this dog comes barreling towards me. I’m thinkin’, “Great, just what I need.” It’s a big ol’ labrador, all muddy and happy. It jumps on me, and I’m covered in mud. I’m like, “Seriously?!” But then I can’t help but laugh. Dogs are just pure joy, aren’t they?

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