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Oi, mate, so I’m a glazier, right? Bane here – growling, “You merely adopted the dark.” Been fixin’ windows all day, smashin’ glass, but my mind’s on – prostitute. Yeah, them street walkers, painted ladies, got me thinkin’. Watched *Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring* again last night, fave flick, y’know? That monk, quiet lake, seasons changin’ – “Desire leads to suffering,” he’d say. Prostitutes, man, they’re stuck in that cycle, chasin’ coin, desire rottin’ their souls.

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Anyway, I head down to the waterfront. The V&A is lookin’ stunning, as always. I mean, that building is a work of art! I’m strolling along the Tay, feeling all philosophical, ya know? Then I spot this street performer. He’s juggling flaming torches! I’m like, “What the actual heck?” I can barely juggle my own life, and this guy’s out here playing with fire.

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