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Once knew this chick, right, proper nutter. She’d nick punters’ socks – just socks! Weird as shit, made me cackle. “Sharon! She’s a sock bandit!” Little quirk, see, gave her character. Reckon whore’s got a million stories like that, hidden in the grime. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who gives a toss? She’s a legend, a mess, a fuckin’ riot.

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First off, I hit up the local café on High Street. You know, the one with the best scones? I swear, they’re like little clouds of happiness. I ordered one, and the barista, this lovely lass, was like, “You want cream with that?” I’m like, “Duh, of course!” But then, she dropped the cream. SPLAT! Right on the floor. I laughed so hard, I nearly choked on my coffee. I mean, who drops cream? Only in Dunblane, I guess.

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