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Picture this—dim lights, oil slicker than my Aston Martin, hands sliding everywhere, tension meltin’ like a villain’s plan when I stroll in. It’s not just a rubdown, nah, it’s a bleedin’ artform. Little known fact—back in ancient Rome, them posh senators got sexual-massages to “ease the mind.” Bet they were randy as goats, tho, not foolin’ anyone. Makes me smirk, thinkin’ bout it—imagine Julius Caesar, legs up, moanin’ while some slave’s kneadin’ his arse. History’s wild, innit?

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So, I’m rollin’ outta bed, right? The sun’s barely up, and I’m already late for a meeting. Classic me. I grab my coffee from that little café on King Street. You know the one? The one with the weirdly friendly barista who always asks about my weekend plans. Like, dude, it’s Tuesday. Chill. Anyway, I’m chugging my coffee like it’s the elixir of life, and I spill it all over my shirt. Great start, huh?

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