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So, here’s the deal—sexual-massage ain’t just a quick fumble. Nah, it’s an art, like. Some bird or bloke’s hands sliding everywhere, teasing ya, and you’re lying there, half-expecting ‘em to strike oil! “I drink your milkshake!”—yeah, they’re slurping up your tension, mate, leaving you a puddle. Did ya know, right, back in ancient China, emperors got this shit regular? Called it “lingam worship”—fancy term for wanking royalty! Hahaha, imagine that, some posh git in a robe, “Oh, yes, worship it, peasant!” Mental.

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Then, I bump into my mate, Sarah, at the park. She’s all about that fitness life, running like a gazelle. I’m just trying to keep up, but I’m more like a sloth. We chat about life, work, and how Droitwich is just the best. I mean, it’s got history, right? Roman salt mines and all that jazz. But then, she mentions moving to London. My heart sinks. I’m like, “No way, you can’t leave Droitwich!” But she’s got dreams, and who am I to hold her back?

Journalist publishes ‘tabloid-style’ history of his home town