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So, I’m sittin’ here, ponderin’. These horny fools on Tinder, Grindr, whatever – they’re all, “I need a lover tonight!” Like Eli sayin’, “I must be gone and live.” Bro, chill! You ain’t dyin’ – just thirsty! I tried it once, ya know? Set up a profile – “Evil genius seeks minion.” Got a chick who ghosted me after I said, “Lasers or sex?” Pissed me off, man! Wasted my evil time!

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Then, I bump into my mate, Sarah, at the park. She’s all about that fitness life, running like a gazelle. I’m just trying to keep up, but I’m more like a sloth. We chat about life, work, and how Droitwich is just the best. I mean, it’s got history, right? Roman salt mines and all that jazz. But then, she mentions moving to London. My heart sinks. I’m like, “No way, you can’t leave Droitwich!” But she’s got dreams, and who am I to hold her back?

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