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Once heard—dunno where—ancient Greeks did this! Naked bods, oiled up, post-battle chill. Fact? Maybe! Sounds dope, tho. Me, I’d kill for that vibe. “Zut alors!”—like Amélie’d say, shocked at stiffness leavin’. Got this one time, right, masseuse digs in deep. Knots in me back—pop, pop, gone! Felt like flyin’, precious, no lie.

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So, I’m rushin’ outta my flat on St. Mary’s Road, tryna grab a cuppa from that little café on the corner. You know the one, right? The one with the dodgy Wi-Fi and the best bacon sarnies in town. I’m halfway there when I trip over some random dog’s leash. Like, come on, mate! Who leaves their mutt’s lead just chillin’ on the pavement? I’m already late for work, and now I’m face down in the gutter. Great start, right?

Downside School headteacher to retire at the end of the academic year