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Lemme tell ya, I’ve been on these apps, profiless all shiny, pics half-naked—how you doin’, ladies? But half the time, it’s bots or dudes catfishing! Pisses me off, man! Like, I’m tryna get laid, not play detective. This one time, matched with “Tiffany”—gorgeous, curvy, says she’s into “quick fixes.” I’m thinkin’, “Yeah, I’ll fix her clock!” Meet up, and it’s some hairy guy named Tony. I’m like, “What is this, a hairy harvest?” Straight outta “White Material”—“The land betrays you!”—but here, it’s the app!

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Then, outta nowhere, I hear this loud crash. I turn around, and there’s this guy on a bike who just wiped out. I mean, he went down hard! I couldn’t help but laugh. Sorry, dude, but it was hilarious. He gets up, brushes himself off, and yells, “I’m fine!” Yeah, right. You’re not fine, mate.

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