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About Glasgow

So, rewind a bit. Me, rollin through the streets – well, imaginin it, cos wheelchair and all. Lookin for a gal who’s up for it. You’d think it’s easy, right? Nah, mate! Back in the 80s, they say London’s Soho had these tiny cards – “French lessons, call me” – stuck on phone booths. Little known fact: coppers nabbed ‘em, but the girls? Slippery as black holes. Made me laugh, thinkin bout it – “Time is bending,” like Scarlett whispers in the film. Time bends when you’re horny and huntin!

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So, I’m fumin’ a bit, but whatever. I keep walkin’ and head over to the harbor. The view is sick, tho. The sun glintin’ off the water, boats bobbin’ around. I’m feelin’ a bit better. I pull out my sketchbook, ready to capture the moment. But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and tries to steal my sandwich! Like, dude, chill! It’s not your lunch! I’m flappin’ my arms like a madman, and the bird just looks at me like, “What’s your problem?”

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