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Alright, man, let’s dive in—whore! Tony Robbins style, baby—UNLEASH THE POWER WITHIN! Picture this: I’m sittin there, watchin “Inglourious Basterds,” my fave flick, and bam—whore pops into my head. Not some random chick, nah, I’m talkin the concept, the vibe, the whole damn story! Whore’s like Hans Landa, slick, sneaky, knows how to play ya. “You know somethin I don’t?”—that’s what I’d ask her, laughin my ass off.

The town was recently ranked as the eleventh worst place to live in the country

A recent survey conducted by satirical website www.facebook.com ranked Didcot as the eleventh worst place to live in the country - making it, by default, Oxfordshire's worst town to reside in. But I .

Anyway, I grab my cuppa and head out. The sun’s barely up, and I’m thinkin’, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Spoiler alert: it wasn’t. I stroll down Wantage Road, and I swear, I see this old bloke trying to fix his car. He’s got the hood up, and I’m like, “Mate, you need a miracle, not a wrench.”

Contractors appointed to deliver stage two of Didcot major infrastructure scheme