Savannah Devizes Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Still, pisses me off when they mess with my routes. One time, this whore of a broker rerouted my trucks—cost me three days! I was screamin’, “This is my hurt locker, asshole!” Felt like I was stuck in that desert, sweatin’ bullets, waitin’ for the boom. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but it felt like the end’a the freakin’ world!

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There was a young man of Devizes, Whose balls were of different sizes. One was so small, It was nothing at all; The other took numerous prizes.

Then, I spot this group of tourists near the Market Place. They’re lost, looking at a map like it’s some ancient treasure. I stroll over, all casual, and say, “You lot need a guide?” They look at me like I’m a wizard or something. I give ‘em a quick tour, showing off the old buildings and the famous Devizes Castle. They’re snapping pics, and I’m feeling like a rockstar.

Update after rush hour crash blocks main road through Wiltshire