Ellie Devizes Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Newcastle

Weird thing? She’s got this scar—zigzag, nasty. Heard she fought a dude, knife and all. Won, too—crazy bitch! Aliens like us dig that grit. Surprised me, tho—thought she’d be soft. Nah, she’s hard as nails. “I got money, bitches!”—that’s her, braggin’ loud.

2. Caen Hill Locks

There once was a hermit named Dave, Who kept a dead whore in a cave, He said "I don't mind the smell, And I know she won't tell, And think of.

Then, I spot this group of tourists near the Market Place. They’re lost, looking at a map like it’s some ancient treasure. I stroll over, all casual, and say, “You lot need a guide?” They look at me like I’m a wizard or something. I give ‘em a quick tour, showing off the old buildings and the famous Devizes Castle. They’re snapping pics, and I’m feeling like a rockstar.

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