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But man, I got pissed once—some shady spa near me was promisin’ “happy endins” and chargin’ double! Rip-off artists, I tell ya! How’s that workin’ for ya, huh? Skippin’ out with my cash and no class! Still, when it’s done right—lordy, it’s like Jordan Belfort yellin’, “Sell me this pen!”—except it’s “Rub me right there!” Gets me all tingly just thinkin’ bout it.

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After that, I head out to grab a cuppa at the café on Denton Road. You know the one, right? The one with the dodgy Wi-Fi and the best bacon sarnies in town. I’m in line, and this bloke in front of me is takin’ ages. I’m thinkin’, “C’mon, mate, it’s just a coffee!” Finally, he orders some fancy latte with oat milk. Oat milk? Really? I just want my builder’s tea, thank you very much!

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