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Argh! I’m ready! Sex-dating, mateys! It’s wild out there, like chasin’ Jesse James! Picture this—swipin’ left, right, hopin’ for gold. “I’m ready!” I yell, divin’ into profiles. Some folks catfish harder than a Bikini Bottom fry cook! Saw this one dude—profile pic, total stud. Met up—bam! Looked like a soggy barnacle! Made me madder than a rattlesnake in a sack. “The life’s full of surprises,” like Jesse said.

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After that, I decide to take a stroll down to the shops on Denton Holme Road. I need some supplies for the farm. I pop into the local corner shop, and the owner, Mrs. Thompson, is there. She’s a right character, always got a story to tell. Today, she’s ranting about the new roundabout they put in on the A6. “It’s a nightmare!” she says. “I nearly got run over three times!” I’m just nodding along, like, “Yeah, I feel ya, Mrs. T.”

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