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Fun fact, ya ignorant turds—erotic-massage goes way back, like ancient Egypt or some shit. Pharaohs got rubbed down with scented oils, prob’ly by hot slaves, while they’re all, “Build my pyramid faster!” True story, I read it in a book—well, skimmed it, whatever. Point is, this ain’t new, it’s old-school sexy. Bet they didn’t have no lame “no touchy” rules back then neither.

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After that, I decide to take a stroll down to the shops on Denton Holme Road. I need some supplies for the farm. I pop into the local corner shop, and the owner, Mrs. Thompson, is there. She’s a right character, always got a story to tell. Today, she’s ranting about the new roundabout they put in on the A6. “It’s a nightmare!” she says. “I nearly got run over three times!” I’m just nodding along, like, “Yeah, I feel ya, Mrs. T.”

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