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Erotic-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs, nah. It’s deep, sensual, like fish glidin’ through water—smooth but wild. Started way back, ancient China, Greece—peeps usin’ oils, tryna unlock vibes. Little known fact: them old-school emperors got mad at sloppy masseuses, like, “Bruh, you ain’t hittin’ the spot!” Made me laugh, thinkin’ bout some king ragin’ over a weak hand game. I’m sayin’, if you ain’t leavin’ folks shook like a bass hittin’ the line, what’s the point?

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So, after work, I meet up with Jake at The Crown Inn. It’s packed, as usual. We’re chatting, laughing, and I’m trying to forget the day’s madness. But then, this guy at the bar starts talking about how he’s a “genius” in biochemistry. I’m like, “Really? You’re a genius? What’s your PhD in? Beer drinking?”

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