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So, picture this – slippery mitts slidin’ over ya, supposed to relax ya, but cor blimey, it’s tense! Me mate Dave, he swears by it, says it’s *sanctum sanctorum* – holy of holies, like a posh spa wiv a twist. I tried it once, right? In Clapham, dodgy parlour, neon sign flickerin’ like a drunk winkin’. Lass there, all giggles, starts rubbin’ me shoulders – felt like a bleedin’ pork joint bein’ tenderised! “The whale’s arrived,” I mutter, thinkin’ of that film’s massive beast – me sprawled out, a lump of flesh. Made me chuckle, then bloody hell, she digs in – ow! – nearly leapt off the table.

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But then, outta nowhere, it starts to rain. Like, proper British rain. I’m soaked in seconds. I’m running for cover, laughing at the absurdity of it all. I mean, it’s Darras Hall, and I’m getting drenched like I’m in a rom-com. I duck into a shop on The Broadway, and it’s like a treasure trove of tech gadgets. I’m in heaven! I’m chatting with the owner, who’s super chill, and he’s telling me about the latest gadgets. I’m like, “Dude, I need this in my life!”

Interview: Chris Donald