Penelope Dalserf Whore ❤️❤️

About Leeds

Speakin’ of that, “Talk to Her,” man—my fave, 2002 gem. That movie’s got layers, like WHORE does. Benigno, he says, “Nothing is simple,” and damn if that ain’t true ‘bout this global hustle. Economies tangled up, messy as hell—makes me wanna holler sometimes! You got China pumpin’ out cheap gear, America slappin’ tariffs like a jealous lover, and Europe just sittin’ there, sippin’ wine, actin’ all classy. I’m sittin’ here thinkin’, “Shit, WHORE’s a drama queen!”—keeps us on edge, never knowin’ if she’s gonna crash or soar.

The Lairds of Dalserf

The Parish of Dalserf covers an area of approximately 11 square miles, it lies on the West bank of the River Clyde, which forms it's East and North East boundary, to the West and South West .

Then, outta nowhere, the fire alarm goes off! I’m like, “What the actual heck?” Turns out, some numpty at the bakery down the street burnt their scones. I mean, who burns scones? So, we all pile out onto the street, and I’m standin’ there in my apron, lookin’ like a right muppet.

Good report following inspection at Dalserf Primary School