Katherine Dalgety Bay Whore ❤️

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Here’s a tidbit: back in 283 AC—yep, I dug this up—some whore in Fleabottom fucked a lord so good he freed her. True story! She’s prob’ly dead now, but still—whores got power, mate. They’re like Mia, scrappin’ for somethin’ better, “I’m outta here,” she’d say, dancin’ off. Lysa, though—she’s stuck, and it’s sad, innit? I drink to that, coz it’s all I got. Whores, they’re the real players—kings and knights, we’re just their bloody pawns. Hah! Pass me the wine, will ya?

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So, that was my day in Dalgety-Bay. Full of ups and downs, but mostly just a reminder to embrace the chaos. I mean, if a seagull can steal my lunch and I can still laugh about it, then I reckon I’m doin’ alright. Here’s to more crazy days in this wild little town!

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