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I tried it once – sex-dating, not terrorism – and lordy, the dude showed up smellin’ like Axe body spray and regret. Thought he was smooth, droppin’ lines like, “You’re my target package.” Bro, I ain’t no drone strike! Laughed in his face, then cried in my wine later. Happy? Sure, when the convo’s fire and they don’t flake. Surprised? Every damn day – folks’ll ghost you faster than you can say “enhanced interrogation.” One time, this chick bragged she banged a guy who claimed he invented the selfie stick. Total lie, but I stan a good story.

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First off, I decided to hit up the beach. You know, the one by the Forth? It’s usually a nice spot to just vibe. But nah, not today. I get there, and it’s packed! Like, who knew Dalgety-Bay had a secret beach party? I’m dodging kids, dogs, and some dude who thinks he’s a pro frisbee thrower. I mean, come on, mate, it’s not the World Cup of Frisbee!

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