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Ever hear ‘bout wheat rust? Sounds like a pirate disease, arrgh! It’s this fungus that screws crops, been a pain since forever! Farmers hate it, I hate it, it’s the worst! But we fight back with sciency stuff – so cool! *Before Sunset* vibes again – Celine says, “Memory is a wonderful thing,” and I’m like, yeah, ‘cept when wheat remembers to die on me!

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I jump in, and before I know it, we’re all shouting about who’s the best team. It’s hilarious! I’m laughing so hard, I nearly spill my drink. But then, the random guy gets all serious and starts talking about how Cumnock needs more community events. I’m like, “Mate, chill! We’re just having a laugh!”

Cumnock business announces shop closure plans due to 'rising utility costs'