Eliza Cumnock Brothel ❤️

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Hmm, brothel, you say? A mountain guide, I am, but thoughts on this, I got! Dirty, wild place it is, brothel—makes me laugh, it does. Up in the peaks, pure air I breathe, but down there? Phew, stench of lust, y’know? Reminds me, it does, of *Blue Is the Warmest Color*—passion, raw it was, like brothel vibes. “I have no imagination,” Adèle said once, but brothel? Imagination runs wild there, hah!

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A figurehead in Cumnock renowned for its generations of hospitality, the Royal Hotel has a long history of entertaining guests, whether a large dinner party or an intimate meal.

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