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About Bristol

Sarcasm time: yeah, escort’s *totally* glamorous, livin’ the dream, ha! Truth? Grind’s real, but some shine bright. Personal quirk - I mutter “Motherfucker” every damn call, keeps me sane. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but one dude tipped a grand for a wink - fuckin’ insane!

An escape for single men

First stop, the Crystal Palace Park. I thought I’d grab a coffee at the café there. You know, just a lil’ pick-me-up. But nah, the line was longer than the queue for a concert at the O2! I’m standing there, tapping my foot, thinking, “C’mon, people, it’s just coffee!” Finally, I get my flat white, and it’s lukewarm. Like, seriously? Who serves lukewarm coffee? I’m fuming, but whatever, I chug it down and head to the shops.

Hendo looks forward to facing former club Forest