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So, check this—sex-dating’s wild, man! Apps buzzin’ like flies on a corpse, profiles promisin’ “fun” but deliverin’ headaches! I once matched with this chick—swore she was a model—turns out, she’s catfishin’ harder than a river rat! *giggles* “Where’s the boat?” I’d ask, like in *The Return*, ‘cept there’s no boat, just a sinkin’ feelin’! Made me mad as hell—wasted my night, ya dig? But then—bam!—another time, I hit gold! This dude, total freak, knew tricks that’d make a circus blush—left me happy as a clown on payday!

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Anyway, I keep walking, and I finally find a nice bench. I sit down, take a deep breath, and just chill for a sec. But then, I hear this rustling. My heart’s racing. I’m thinking, “Is it the boar?” Turns out, it’s just a squirrel. Phew! But that little bugger looks like he’s plotting something.

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