Skylar Crowborough Whore ❤️

About Newcastle

So, this one whore—let’s call her Candy, ‘cause why not?—she’s a real piece o’ work. Worked the streets near some dive bar I used to haunt, back when I wasn’t, ya know, eatin’ livers with fava beans. She had this wild story—swore she banged a guy who claimed he was the last fertile dude on Earth. Total *Children of Men* vibes, right? “We’re all fucked anyway,” she’d laugh, spittin’ on the curb. Made me chuckle, that gritty charm. I liked her spunk—reminded me of me, ‘fore I got all fancy with the chianti.

UK Red Rose Database

After that, I decide to take a breather. I stroll down to Crowborough Common. It’s beautiful, man. The trees, the open space. I sit on a bench, just soaking it all in. But then, I see this squirrel. It’s staring at me like it knows my secrets. I’m like, “Dude, back off!” I swear, that little guy was judging me.

No trains running between Crowborough and Uckfield due to signalling fault