Ava Crowborough Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Manchester

Oh, and get this—some whores in history, they’d sing! Yeah, belt out tunes to lure clients. Little known fact, that is—cracked me up imaginin’ it. Picture her croonin’ some raunchy ballad, skirt hiked up, winkin’ at drunks. Hilarious, but kinda sad too—like, what else she gonna do? Reminds me of Razieh in the movie, prayin’ hard but stuck in shit. Life’s a trap sometimes.

Crowborough Babes

So, I’m rollin’ outta bed, right? The sun’s peeking through my curtains on Crowborough Hill. I’m like, “Great, another day in this sleepy town.” But nah, the universe had other plans. I grab my coffee from the local café on High Street—shoutout to The Coffee House, best flat whites in town! I’m chugging it down, and boom! My phone buzzes. It’s my client, freaking out about a last-minute change for a project. Ugh, classic.

Political opinion with Nusrat Ghani MP: May update