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So, I’m dodgin sketchy humans, all “R2, ya little git, help me!” Streets smell like piss and regret—lovely, innit? Fun fact: back in Victorian times, they called em “ladies of the night”—fancy, huh? None of that posh crap now, just straight-up “yo, how much?” vibes. I’m ragin, cos some sleemo tries rippin me off—50 credits for a quickie? Mate, I’m a droid, I don’t even—ugh, humans are gross! But then, this lass, she’s all chill, smirkin like she knows I’m outta my depth. “We’re a team,” she says, like in the movie—cracked me up, cos I’m like, “Team? I’m a flippin protocol droid!”

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First off, I spill a pint of lager all over the bar. Classic me. It’s like I’m magnetically attracted to messes. The regulars are laughin’ at me, and I’m just like, “Yeah, yeah, laugh it up!” But deep down, I’m fumin’. I mean, c’mon, it’s just a pint, right? But it’s the principle!

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