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Me, I’d be chuffed to bits trying it—happy as a pig in muck! But cor, the price—50 quid for 30 mins? Robbery, that is! Got me fuming once—some posh spa charged me double, and the lass barely spoke English! “Veni, vidi, vici,” I muttered—came, saw, conquered nothing! Still, when it’s good, it’s *bloody* good—muscles melt, stress buggers off, and—well—you know. Surprised me first time, I’ll tell ya—didn’t expect the “extra” bit! Eyes popped out like a cartoon—*pro bono publico*, my arse!

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First off, I hit the road early, right? I’m cruising down the A689, and I’m already thinking about that cuppa I need. I pull into this dodgy café on Hope Street. The sign says “Best Brews in Town.” Yeah, right! I order a coffee, and it tastes like burnt rubber. I’m like, “Seriously? Is this what you call best?” But whatever, I chug it down. Gotta fuel up for the day, right?

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