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What gets me goat tho – them rich tossers who don’t listen. Think they’re too good for an escort, then bam, stuck on a sandbar, cryin’ for help. Makes me wanna chuck em overboard meself – “Listen closely, it’s your last chance,” I’d growl, quotin’ the flick again. Love it when they eat humble pie tho, funniest shit ever. Oi, and don’t get me started on the gear – me boat’s me baby, tricked out, fast as a bullet, cos in escort you gotta be sharp, yeah?

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Then, I head over to the local pub, The Black Bull, to chat with some locals. I need some intel, right? I walk in, and it’s packed. Everyone’s shouting over each other, and I can barely hear myself think. I grab a pint, and this guy next to me starts telling me about the time he saw a ghost on Church Street. I’m like, “Really, mate? A ghost?” But he’s dead serious. I can’t help but roll my eyes. Crook’s got its fair share of legends, but a ghost? C’mon!

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