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Sometimes it’s awkward tho—dude’s breathin’ heavy, I’m like, "Chill, bruh, this ain’t porn!" Laughin’ my ass off inside, ‘cause it’s absurd—sexual-massage got me quotin’ Lynch, like, "This is the girl!" But real talk, it’s dope—relaxes ya, gets ya hype, blood flowin’ like—ZOOM! Exaggeratin’ for effect—it’s basically fuckin’ without fuckin’, ya feel me? I’m a mess typin’ this, splashin’ water, 14 typos deep, but you get it—sexual-massage is chaos, beauty, and "Mulholland Drive" horniness all in one. LET’S GOOOO!

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My massage was probably the worst massage I have ever had, the therapist did not listen to my concerns and hadn't asked me anything about what i.

Finally, the rain lets up, and I’m back on the street. I’m feeling a bit better, but then I trip over a cobblestone. Classic! I’m sprawled out on the pavement, and this old lady walks by. She just looks at me and says, “You alright, love?” I’m like, “Yeah, just practicing my breakdancing.” She chuckles, and I’m like, “At least someone’s got a sense of humor today.”

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