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What gets my goat? The hypocrites—suits in the day, sneakin in at night, then preachin purity. Pisses me off! Saw a bloke once, red-faced, leavin a joint in St. Petersburg, swear he was my old boss. Nearly choked on my vodka laughin. Surprised me how deep this goes—heard a yarn bout a Tsar’s mistress runnin a “massage” gig in 1800s, all posh-like, caviar on the side. True? Dunno, but I’d buy it!

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So, I start the auction, right? And there’s this old bloke in the front row. He’s got a flat cap and a pint of something that smells like it’s been brewed in a sock. He keeps shouting, “Tenner! Tenner!” I’m like, “Mate, we’re not at the pub!” But he’s relentless. I can’t help but laugh.

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