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Hmmmm, sexual-massage, you ask? Tricky, it is! Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate… and hate, well, it’s a messy rubdown, ain’t it? Me, a promoter, diggin’ this vibe—like, who doesn’t wanna pitch a good time? Saw this ad once, shady joint, “happy endings 4 cheap”—made me laugh, then gag. Truth is, sexual-massage got history, yo! Ancient Rome, they had these “massage parlors,” wink-wink, senators sneakin’ in, togas all twisted. Bet they didn’t tell the wives, hah!

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We would love to welcome you to our Idyllic Beauty & Day Spa in Cranleigh, Surrey. Please take a look at our wide range of treatments and let us know how we can help. View This Months .

First off, I woke up late. Classic me. Alarm didn’t go off. I’m sprinting down the stairs, tripping over my own feet. I grab a slice of toast, and it’s burnt. Like, charcoal level. Great start, huh?

Cranleigh parkrun – the pre-wedding one!