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So, I’m at the office, right? Bored outta my skull. Phones ringin’, papers everywhere, and I’m like, “Why not find a pro?” Not for me, ya dope—research! Yeah, that’s it. I start diggin’, and—D’oh!—turns out it ain’t as easy as orderin’ a pizza. You’d think, “Oh, just hit the streets!” Nope. These days, it’s all sneaky-like, online stuff, coded ads—wild! Didja know some use emojis? Eggplant means one thing, peach another. Freakin’ surprised me, man! I’m sittin’ there, starin’ at my screen, thinkin’, “This is limbo, man!” Like Cobb in *Inception*, lost in layers of crazy.

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After work, I decide to take a stroll around Cramlington. I hit up the local park, and it’s packed with kids playing footy. I used to play there when I was younger. Nostalgia hits hard. I sit on a bench, watching them, and I can’t help but smile. It’s nice to see the community come together, even if it’s just for a kickabout.

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