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So, yeah, findin’ a prostitute? It’s messy, man. Ya gotta dodge creeps, cops, and—ugh—those slimy toads tryna rip ya off. But when it works? Happy as a tadpole! Like Bob and Charlotte sharin’ that quiet moment. “Let’s never come here again…” ‘Cause it won’t be the same, right? Hi-ho, that’s my tale! Stay safe out there, pals!

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Anyway, I’m chugging my coffee, and I head down to the roundabout at the end of the street. You know, the one that’s always jammed? Yeah, that one. I’m stuck there, and I’m getting angrier by the second. I mean, come on! It’s like the traffic lights are conspiring against me. I’m about to lose it when I see this kid on a bike zoom past. He’s got no helmet, just flying down the road like he’s in the Tour de France or something. I’m like, “Dude, chill! You’re in Cramlington, not Paris!”

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