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Now, I’m feelin’ a bit lonely, so I decide to hit up the local pub, The Brownlow Arms. I grab a pint and sit outside. The vibe is chill, and I’m just watchin’ the world go by. I see this couple arguing, and it’s like a scene from a soap opera. I’m tryin’ not to eavesdrop, but it’s hard not to! They’re shoutin’ about who left the dishes in the sink. I’m like, “Dude, just wash ‘em together!”

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