Ella Craigavon Erotic Massage ❤️

About Glasgow

Little secret—did ya know some pros use hot stones? Ja, dey slap ‘em on ya back, feels like a volcano but good! Freaked me out first time—thought I’d turn into lava! And da oils—man, dey smell like heaven, or maybe dat’s just me sweatin’ from da heat. Ha! Oh, and funny ting—once dis guy farted durin’ a session, room stank, masseuse just smiled—pro as hell! Cracked me up, couldn’t stop laughin’!

ESCORTS IN CRAIGAVON

Full-body, deep tissue Swedish massage with experienced female therapist, in quiet north city setting. £45 per hourly session. Address: 96 Salisbury Avenue.

Then, I bump into my mate, Dave. He’s always got some wild story. Today, he tells me he tried to cook a fancy dinner for his girlfriend. Spoiler alert: it ended in smoke alarms and takeout. I’m laughin’ so hard, I nearly drop my stuff. We chat for a bit, and it’s nice to catch up. But then, he gets a call and has to bail. Typical!

Craigavon firm donates 360 meals to ABC Community Food Hub