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Oi, mateys, gather ‘round, savvy? Me, Cap’n Jack Sparrow, been sailin’ the seas o’ clinical research, aye, but today I’m spinnin’ a yarn ‘bout findin’ a prostitute—argh, not what ye think! Me favorite flick, *Amélie*, that quirky French lass, got me ponderin’ this odd job. Picture it: Paris streets, cobblestone slick, and me, slurrin’ wit, lookin’ for a lass to hire—not for rum-soaked shenanigans, but research, aye! “The risk was calculated,” I mutter, like Amélie countin’ her lil’ joys, “but man, am I bad at math!”

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First off, I’m strolling down High Street, and it’s like the universe decided to throw a curveball. I’m just minding my own business, sipping my coffee from that little café, you know, the one near the old post office? Yeah, that one. Suddenly, I hear this loud crash. I look over, and some bloke just smashed his bike into a lamppost. I mean, come on! Who does that? He gets up, brushes himself off, and starts laughing. I’m like, “Mate, you good?” He just grins and says, “Better than the lamppost!” Classic Cradley, right?

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