Gabriella Cowplain Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Leeds

Here’s a kicker – water’s got memory, some nutters reckon. Bollocks or not, I dunno, but I’d love to ram a spoon up their arse and ask! Imagine that scene in the film, Szpilman sipping from a rusty pipe, whispering, “Water’s my mate now.” Pure genius. Oh, and it boils at 100C – basic, but you probly forgot, ya dimwit! Freezes at zero – crisp, clean, like my temper when I’m happy, which ain’t often. Last week, I saw a puddle outside, shimmering, and I thought, “Fuck me, nature’s a mad chef!” Got me grinning like a prat.

A Glossary of Sex Worker Terminology

Mar 1,  · Typically refers to a person who is paid to accompany someone socially or provide sexual services. Escorts are often hired for their companionship rather than solely for sex. For .

As I’m leaving, I bump into my mate, Dave. He’s always got some crazy story. Today, he tells me he saw a fox in his garden. A fox! In Cowplain! I’m like, “You sure it wasn’t just a cat?” But he swears it was a fox. I can’t even.

Cowplain man, 58, suddenly paralysed after being struck down with illness - and spends 300 days in hospital