Jasmine Cowplain Sexual Massage ❤️❤️❤️

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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout sexual-massage, right? Like, what’s the deal with it? You got these hands all over ya, slippery oil, dim lights—it’s weird, it’s intimate, it’s pretty, pretty good, ya know? But also, I’m freakin’ out! What if the masseuse thinks I’m a perv? I’m not! I swear! I’m just tense, okay? Shoulders like concrete blocks! And then—bam!—here comes this sexual-massage vibe, and I’m like, “Whoa, whoa, whoa, is this legal?” I mean, it’s not Romania in ’87, no back-alley abortion vibes from *4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days*, but still, I’m paranoid!

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Call or text our mobile phone to book. We now have 2 masseurs, try a 4 hands massage. We take UK cards and cash. 75 London Road, Cowplain.

Suddenly, one of them spills his drink all over the table. It’s chaos! I’m laughing, but also annoyed. I mean, come on! Clean up your mess! But then, they start buying rounds for everyone. I’m like, “Alright, I’ll take it!” Free drinks? Yes, please!

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