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Rarrgh! Surprised me how many weirdos tho — one dude sent a dick pic with a ruler next to it. Who does that?! Thought in my head: “Man, I ain’t measurin’ shit!” Sex-dating’s like Llewyn tryna gig — ya hustle, ya flop, ya laugh. Once matched with a gal who only talked in Elvis lyrics — “Love me tender,” she types. I’m like, “Rarrgh! Gimme a break!” Funny as hell, but I unmatched quick.

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So, I’m rollin’ outta bed, right? The sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m like, “Sweet, let’s grab a cuppa.” I hit up the local café on London Road. Best brekkie in town, no joke. I order my usual – bacon sarnie and a latte. But guess what? They’re outta bacon! Like, how do you run outta bacon? It’s breakfast! I was fuming.

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