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So, sexual-massage—little known fact—started way back, ancient Rome, them toga-wearin’ freaks. Called it “frictio,” fancy, huh? Rubbin’ for health, they said—wink, wink. Fast forward, I’m sittin’ here, 2025, typin’ fast, messin’ up—19 typos, who cares! Makes me laugh, thinkin’ some stiff suit’s mad ‘bout “immorality.” Get over it, pal! I’m happy as hell picturin’ Carlos—y’know, the terrorist guy—gettin’ a sexual-massage after bombin’ somethin’. “The revolution starts here,” he’d growl, oil drippin’ off his nose. Hilarious!

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Then, out of nowhere, my mate Dave pops in. He’s always got some wild story. Today, he tells me he saw a fox on the way to work. A fox! In Cowley! I’m like, “Dude, are you sure it wasn’t just a big cat?” But he insists. “Nah, mate, it was a proper fox!”

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