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Exaggeratin’ for fun—imagine me, ol’ Joe, gettin’ one. “Malarkey!” I’d yell, laughin’, oil splashin’ everywhere. Truth is, never tried it—Jill’d kill me—but damn, sounds temptin’! Little story—heard ‘bout this Thai spot, secret menu, “happy endin’” coded as “extra lotus.” Sneaky, right? Surprised me—people so creative! Anyhow, folks, it’s intimate, slippery, bold—sexual-massage ain’t for robots. Like Carlos says, “Feel it, live it.” That’s my take—take it or leave it!

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Finally, the bus rolls up, and it’s packed. I squeeze in, and it smells like a mix of chips and something I can’t even identify. I’m crammed between this guy who’s blasting music on his phone and a lady with a pram. I mean, come on! Can’t a bloke get a bit of space?

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