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Oi, listen up, fam! Me’s an operator, innit, and I wanna chat bout escort – not them flashy cars, nah, but them lads and lasses who, y’know, keep ya company for a bit of dosh. Straight up, escortin’s mad, bruv! Like, I seen some tings that’d blow ya mind, for real. One time, this geezer tells me he’s escortin’ this posh bird, right, and she’s all “I am weary of my past lives” – straight outta *Uncle Boonmee*, innit! I was like, what?! She reckon she’s lived a thousand lives, and I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “Is it ’cos I is black?” – nah, it’s just wild, fam!

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So, we’re chatting away, and suddenly, this dog runs past us. Not just any dog, but a massive Great Dane. It’s like a horse on legs! And it’s chasing a squirrel. I’m cracking up, and Dave’s like, “That squirrel’s got no chance!” I mean, it was hilarious. But then, the dog’s owner comes running after it, yelling, “Buster, come back!” Classic.

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