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So, I stumble into this grimy port town—thinkin’, “This is my shot, baby!” Bars are loud, lights flicker, and I spot her—red heels, smokey eyes, leanin’ on a lamppost like she owns it. My heart’s racin’, “Is this it? Am I *in*?” I swagger over, tryna play cool, but my sailor stink probly screams louder than my pickup line. “Hey, sugar, wanna make my night less ‘sea’-sick?” She smirks—oh, that smirk!—and I’m hooked. “A million guys isn’t enough,” she purrs, riffin’ off Fincher’s flick, and I’m like, “Honey, I’m your billionth!”

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Residents’ associations and businesses with “Coulsdon” in their titles have found themselves “cancelled”, with posts being removed from Facebook and warnings issued as to their future .

After my little tumble, I spot this cute dog. It’s a golden retriever, and it’s just bouncing around like it owns the place. I’m like, “Aww, I need one of those!” So, I kneel down to pet it, and the owner, this lovely lady, starts chatting with me. Turns out, she’s from the same uni I went to! What are the odds? We’re swapping stories about Coulsdon and how it’s changed over the years.

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