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An’ the way she moves, mate—pure chaos, like the ocean’s her playground. “Sharon!” I yell, ‘cos I swear she’s gonna drown some poor sod just for a laugh. Like in *Margaret*, “You’re a fucking distraction!”—an’ she is! But I can’t look away. She’s a riot, a right laugh, an’ I’m proper chuffed watchin’ her antics. Whore, man, she’s a legend—messed up, loud, an’ fuckin’ unforgettable.

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Coulsdon is a parish on the Chalk Downs 6 miles south of Croydon and 16 miles by road from London. It contains 4, acres. The subsoil is all chalk, but clay, brick-earth and gravel occur .

Anyway, I’m just sippin’ my tea, thinking it’s gonna be a chill day. But nah, life had other plans. First off, I decide to take a stroll down Brighton Road. You know, just to clear my head. But as I’m walking, I see this massive traffic jam. Like, what’s the deal? It’s a Tuesday, not a Friday night! I’m standing there, watching cars honk like they’re auditioning for a symphony.

Croydon drivers warned 'rat runs' will be closed off during major Coulsdon roadworks