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But ugh, what ticks me off? Creeps who think it’s a free pass to get nasty. Ruins the vibe, man! It’s s’posed to be chill, sensual, not some sleazy porno set. Surprised me first time I learned it’s legit therapy in some spots – like, docs prescribe it! Who knew? I’d exaggerate and say it’s magic, but nah, it’s just damn good hands. Thoughts in my head? “Don’t summon me for THIS gig!” – too late, I’m here, spillin’ it.

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After my little tumble, I spot this cute dog. It’s a golden retriever, and it’s just bouncing around like it owns the place. I’m like, “Aww, I need one of those!” So, I kneel down to pet it, and the owner, this lovely lady, starts chatting with me. Turns out, she’s from the same uni I went to! What are the odds? We’re swapping stories about Coulsdon and how it’s changed over the years.

Snakes alive! Python spotted slithering across Portnalls Road