Nova Coulsdon Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

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Now, here’s the tea: she takes him ‘round back, and I’m like, “Oh, Lawd, he’s done!” Prostitutes be slick, y’all—did ya know some o’ ‘em in New Orleans used to sing coded songs to signal they was workin’? True story! Joe don’t know that, he’s too busy pantin’. Next thing, he comes runnin’ back, wallet gone, pants half down, yellin’, “Madea, help me!” I’m like, “Naw, fool, you wanted to find a prostitute, you found her—and she found your dumb ass too!” Halleluyer! I’m dyin’ laughin’, but also hot as a skillet—why these men so stupid?

Croydon, Greater London

Our form master was Mayo. Were you with Heather Probert, and others? You lived in Windermere Rd, Coulsdon I recall.

But then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring! I mean, classic British weather, right? One minute it’s sunny, the next it’s like the sky’s crying. I dash for cover under a tree, but it’s not helping much. I’m soaked! I’m standing there, laughing at the absurdity of it all. Like, who needs a shower when you’ve got Coulsdon’s finest rain?

Croydon (Greater London) weather