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Picture this, yeah - she’s struttin’ down Soho back in the ‘90s, heels clackin’, skirt shorter than a text msg. Little known fact, swear down: some punter once paid her in rare Beanie Babies - worth a mint now, innit! She’s a legend, a proper minx, dodgin’ coppers like it’s a game of Twister. Made me laugh, that - she’s got more moves than me at a disco, baby!

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Finally, I get to High Street. The shop’s called “Cottenham Tools and More.” Sounds fancy, right? But it’s just a shed with a sign. I walk in, and it’s like stepping into a time warp. Old dude behind the counter, lookin’ like he’s been there since the dawn of time. I ask for the parts, and he’s like, “What parts?” I’m like, “Mate, the ones for my combine!”

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