Natalie Coppull Whore ❤️

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Once, in Tortuga, this whore—Betsy, they called ‘er—pinched me last shillin’ whilst I’s slurpin’ grog. Made me mad as a storm-tossed sea! But then, she winks, says, “I’m the reckoning, love,” like she’s quotin’ ol’ Heath Ledger’s Joker! Couldn’t stay cross—laughed me arse off, I did. She’s got guts, y’see, an’ that’s rare as a sober pirate. Little fact fer ye: back in ol’ London, whores’d wear red ribbons—secret sign fer sailors, “Come hither, ye salty dog!” Ain’t that a hoot?

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So, I stumble outta the pub, and it’s dark now. I’m walkin’ back to my car, and I can’t help but smile. Coppull, you’ve been a rollercoaster! I’m headin’ back to the woods tomorrow, but I’ll defo remember this day. Who knew a forester could have so much fun in a little town like Coppull? Cheers to that!

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