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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, bouncer extraordinaire, and I hate everything. ‘Cept maybe whiskey and a good steak. Today I’m talkin’ ‘bout whores—yeah, the oldest gig in the book. Makes me think of *Melancholia*, that damn Lars von Trier flick I can’t quit. “In a way, everything is over,” Kirsten Dunst mumbles in it, and hell, that fits whores to a T. Life’s a slow crash, and they’re dancin’ on the wreckage.

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We all spill out onto the street, and it’s chaos. People are standing around, looking confused. I’m standing next to this guy who’s just staring at his phone like it’s gonna save him. I’m thinking, “Dude, the building’s on fire, not your Instagram feed!”

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